别让狗吃了老鹰

作者: 慢魚爱立刻 | 来源:发表于2017-07-05 22:08 被阅读208次

    我是慢鱼爱立刻,一点点的践行学徒。

    撞墙是跑马拉松一定遇到的障碍;

    虽然呼吸节奏都还掌握住,但腿及身体已跟不上想放弃,并怀疑起自己及人生。

    加入写作群一个月后,终于撞墙了;应完成的作业写不出来,很无力。

    开始思考为何要早起?打开得到App,迎面撞来得信息满满一桌子;

    而我食不下咽,想吐,几天没做笔记;所以没材料写作业。

    而且这周工作真的很忙;作业本应在周末完成,却被写商务计划占掉时间;

    所以没时间写作业。

    还有,这几天到了下午眼睛发痛﹑头痛﹑浑身不舒服;所以无法写作业。

    最要命的,昨夜电脑被狗吃了,所以作业写不了。

    You know, I can't finish the work since a dog had my computer last night.

    于是

    当你的电脑被狗吃了,你就想散心。

    When a dog has your computer, you will go out for distraction;

    想散心就去打高尔夫, 就会打得很用力。

    When you go out for distraction,you will play golf hard to get an OB ball;

    高尔夫球就会OB(出界),打到悬崖上一只叫Computer的小鹰。

    When you play golf hard, the OB ball will hit a baby hawk named Computer on a cliff;

    Computer就掉下来,刚好掉到兔子洞里;

    When Computer is hit, it will fall down into a hare hole coincidentally;

    没有生小兔的兔妈妈就会把Computer当成小兔子养。

    When Computer falls in the hare hole, a mother hare without baby will raise it as a baby hare;

    Computer 就会代表参赛赢了龟兔赛跑。

    When Computer is raised as a baby hare, it will represent hares to win The Race between Hare and Tortoise;

    乌龟就会抗议历史被篡改,妈妈只好把Computer送走。

    When Compute wins the race, tortoises will protest the distortion of story, therefore the mother hare has no choice to expel Computer from the hare hole;

    Computer 就会一直流浪﹑流浪﹑流浪。。。。

    Therefore Computer wanders and roams sadly to be a homeless....

    然后Computer 就会被狗吃了;听说那只狗什么都吃。

    And then, a dog who eats anything will have Computer.

    我们不要让狗吃了Computer。Don’t make the dog has your Computer.

    GET RID OF THE DOG!

    摆脱那只狗。讓狗吃了心裡的老鷹,你就飛不起來了。


    我是慢鱼爱立刻,飛翔一点点的践行学徒;

    期待建构有爱的智能世界,希望有您参与。

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