威尔·罗杰斯（威廉·潘·阿戴儿·罗杰斯）（Wil Rogersl,1879-1935年），美国幽默作家。威尔·罗杰斯在20世纪20到30年代由于其朴素的哲学思想和揭露政治的黑暗而广受美国人民爱戴。他也是有名的电影演员，联合报纸专栏作家和电台评论员。

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment!"

"It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so."

"Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due."

"You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is."

"Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."

"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."