A simplified urine test, that may save your life.
简化版的撒尿测试，没准能救你一命。
Go outside and piss in the garden:
出门，尿在花园里。
Just one Goat Just one Goat & Kid
If ants gather: diabetes. Just one Flying Goat Just one Drink，Just one Drink More.
如果蚂蚁聚过来:糖尿病。
If you pee on your feet: prostate.
如果尿到了脚上:前列腺不行。
If it smells like a barbecue: cholesterol.
如果尿有烧烤味:胆固醇太高。
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:
osteoarthritis.
如果甩鸡鸡时手腕疼:骨关节炎。
If you return to your room with your penis
outside your pants: Alzheimers
如果回屋时鸡鸡还露在裤子外面:老年痴呆。
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