Things We All Did As Kids But Never Talked About Since Then
Ready to blush? Just kidding—nobody enjoys making their cheeks burn out of involuntary embarrassment. But this time we are taking you on an emotional rollercoaster where it may be the only option.
做好脸红的准备了吗？只是开个玩笑——没有人愿意不由自主地尴尬脸红。不过这一次，我们将带你坐上情感的过山车，这是唯一的选择。
It’s called blast from the past. Remember your 8-year-old self drinking coke in a wine glass thinking you were as tipsy as auntie Becky at a family reunion barbecue, ready to pass out on the floor and beg for salvation? What about the time you cried for 10 days straight after finding out that gum you swallowed would stay in your stomach forever? 它被称为过去的冲击波。还记得你8岁的孩子自己用葡萄酒杯喝可乐，以为你和贝基姨妈一样醉醺醺地参加了一场家庭聚会烧烤，准备晕倒在地板上乞求救世吗?有一次你发现你吞下的口香糖会永远留在你的胃里，然后你竟然哭了整整10天。
转～
妈耶我昨天晚上还偷偷观察了冰箱的灯什么时候灭
谁在我家安装了摄像头???快关掉快关掉!!![doge]
喝可乐微醺
误吞口香糖怕死
咽下西瓜籽怕发芽
每天给自己安排一个新身份
以为自己是垃圾桶捡来的
天下傻小孩一般可爱!
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