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现在人都比较礼貌!
今天在电梯里遇到一人问我:放屁吗?
我摇了摇头!
“那我不客气了…”
啊,这味。。。
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女:“其实有很多时候,我内心很难过,却一直忍着不让自己哭出来,你知道为什么吗?”
男:“你怕你哭花了妆,吓着人。”
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女神嫌我是处女座,不同意跟我交往,我连忙解释:“网上那些都是瞎扯,其实处女座的人细心周到、有条理、追求完美、头脑清晰、谦虚、喜欢整洁、明辨是非、脚踏实地、处事小心谨慎……”
女神:“那要不我们交往试试吧。”
我:“等等,我刚才是不是优点只说了9个?你能不能别插嘴让我说完10个! ”
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