小马一直暗恋校花小妮
有一天全班一起去郊游
正在野餐的时候,小妮递给了小马一瓶饮料
小马想出来一定要矜持一点,挥手说:女士优先,女士优先
小妮撇了撇嘴:我试过了,打不开
Mark had a crush with the campus belle Jeanne.
One day the whole class went for an outing.
When they are having a picnic, Jeanne handed him a bottle of coke.
Mark wants to look like a gentleman, so he said: "thank you but lady first".
Jeanne sighed “I tried, I can't open it"
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