Topic:Jokes

1.A brain transplant

A brain system was about to perform a brain transplant.

"You have your choice of two brains",he told the patient,"For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist,or for $10000 you can have the brain of a politician".

The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price."Is the brain of a politician that much better?"he asked.

The brain surgeon replied,"No,it's not better,just unused".

译文：脑移植

一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。

“你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你，”医生告诉病人，“一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元”。

病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，“政治家的大脑好一些吗？”他问。

医生说：“不是好一些，只是没有用过。”

Note:

perform a surgery 做手术

They are generally not licensed to prescribe drugs or trained to perform surgery.

验光师无权开药方，也未受到过手术的训练。

brain transplant 大脑移植手术

I think the heart transplant is a wonderful thing.

我认为心脏移植是件神奇的事。

be amazed at 对……感到惊讶

I was amazed at her her ability to cope with the difficult situation.

她对付困境的能力使我惊讶。

2.Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman,"he answered.

"You're a good boy",said the mother proudly.

"Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要了两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。

“你真是个好孩子”，妈妈骄傲地说。

“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Note:

poor adj.贫穷的，贫乏的；令人怜悯的，可怜的；匮乏的；低劣的

the poor n.贫困者，穷人

Poor thing! 可怜的人儿！

My English is poor. 我英文不好。

be interested in 对……感兴趣

I would be interested in a ten-day trip around Christmas time.

我有兴趣在圣诞节前后去玩十天。

be proud of 以……为豪

I am really proud of you. 我真为你感到骄傲。