雪天进宫,探探“动物们”的班。
“这是啥子鬼天气嘛?”

“我了个去,驮不动了”

“这屋顶我是蹲不住了,想下去”

“妈耶,糊我一脸”

“还好,鼻孔还能通气”

“我愁白了头呀”

“我们哥儿俩也没比你强到哪里去”

“帮我擦擦鼻涕,谢谢啦”

今天我是真正的“白”鹤

“我没眼瞧”

“冻成冰棍啦,再忍耐一个时辰,谁让俺是凤凰呢,人设不能崩”

“我快发疯了”

“都是一样的站岗,还是龙子龙孙呢,这么不抗冻,哼,让我看不起”

“这鬼天气,真美丽冻人呢”

“瞎吐槽啥,我站在风口都没抱怨冷”

“还往我怀里塞凉东西,让不让人家活了?!”

“我坐在城楼观风景,和诸葛亮大大一样”

“这宫里咋都这么叽叽歪歪的,难道就剩我一个真爷们了吗?嘟囔什么,不就是一个下雪天儿吗,全闭给我嘴”。

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