霍金要来大学发表演讲，Howard有幸为他的轮椅做维护，本想帮Sheldon争取个见面机会的，然而Sheldon又一次当面表达对Howard智商和理解能力的鄙视（就因为他没读博士），Howard一怒之下断绝了帮他的想法。
得知Howard手握霍金见面机会，Sheldon对Howard反复道歉，奴颜婢膝，只为Howard把他的论文给霍金看看。
Howard这下可来劲了，首先他让Sheldon把自己的一箱子皮带扣全都擦亮（其中一些还有尿迹），接着是让Sheldon穿着一套法国女仆装在大学餐厅招摇过市……
Bernadette得知后于心不忍，让他住手，然而听到Howard老妈重申要自己陪她逛街，于是机智的她把Sheldon推到了前台，让Sheldon去陪逛街……
陪逛街的Sheldon被Howard老妈叫到试衣间帮手，还被抱了一把……
历经这一切之后，Howard只想让Sheldon真心称赞自己一句，Sheldon却只说你的工作做得很好，但你的工作没意义。不过Howard没计较，说论文已经给了，霍金愿意见他。
霍金见他后，指出他的论文第二页有个运算错误，Sheldon先是不承认，发现之后当场晕倒了……
That's amazing. 太赞了
Leonard称赞
It's no big deal. 举手之劳呀
Howard说
Okay, I can see you're going to take this the wrong way. 好吧 我就知道你会误会
Sheldon说
So, come on, how was the first day with Hawking? 说吧 跟霍金度过的第一天感觉如何
Leonard问
Something got you down there, bunky? 什么事让你这么失望啊 亲爱的
Howard故意问Sheldon
Why don't you give me a minute to talk it over with my friends? 要不你给我几分钟 让我跟朋友们商量一下
Howard让Sheldon走开
Yeah, I know, I'm just trying to figure out how much I want to punish him. 我知道 我只是在想要把他整得多惨
Howard得意地说
But in exchange, I'd like you to do a few things for me. 但你要为我做几件事作为交换
Howard说
Well, I thought I'd start you off by polishing my belt buckles. 我觉得就先让你帮我擦皮带扣吧
Howard说
By all means. 没问题
Sheldon乐意
What are you all staring at? 你们看什么看
Sheldon说
What's the matter? 怎么了
Howard问
I'm just letting him have a little taste of his own medicine. 我只不过是用其人之道还治其人之身
Howard解释
I'm sorry, I can't make it. 对不起 我去不了了
Bernadette喊道
It's like trying to keep two dogs in a bathtub. 简直是一山不容二虎呀
Howard老妈在试衣间里喊
I could not for the life of me figure out where they went. 却想不起这几个零件是装哪的了
Howard说
There's only one thing left I want you to do. 你再帮我做最后一个任务
Howard说
Why are you always ripping on me? 那你为什么老是挖苦我
Howard问
Give it a second. 稍安勿躁
Leonard很有经验
I want to thank you for taking time to see me. 感谢您抽出时间见我
Sheldon对霍金说
It came to me one morning in the shower. 是我有天早上洗澡时突然想到的
Sheldon说
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