今天是小美的生日, 但是她很怕吃太多蛋糕会长胖
一个营养师朋友说:没问题,你的体质,吃多少都不会胖
小美不相信:真的么
朋友说:千真万确,而且你反而还会越吃越瘦的
小美喜出望外,一个人吃掉一整个生日蛋糕
接下来的几天,小美继续尽情享受美食
两周后,小美称体重,发现自己一下子胖了5公斤
她埋怨朋友:你怎么可以说谎呢
朋友耸耸肩:这怎能怪我,是你妈妈选择在愚人节生你的呵
Today is Emilia's birthday.
But she is worried she eats too much and put on weight.
Her dietician friend said "don't worry, your body type will never get fat"
"Are you sure?" Emilia can't believe what she heard.
"100%, actually the more you eat the thinner you will become" He assured her.
So Emilia starts eating all she wanted.
Two weeks later, she found she put on 5KG.
"Why did I put on weight?" she asked.
The friend shrugged: "Don't blame me, it is your mum who had you on April fool's day"
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