律师的回答 Lawyer's answer
Lawyer's answer
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my calculator one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
中文：律师的回答
有人问一个家庭主妇，一个会计与一个律师同一个问题“2加2等于几？”
“4。”家庭主妇立刻回答。
“我认为不是3就是4，让我拿计算器再算一遍。”会计回答。
律师拉上窗帘，弄暗灯光，然后低声问道，“你想让它等于几。”
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