[Scene: Monica's Apartment. Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.
Chandler: That is amazing.
Joey: Congratulations.
Rachel: You know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
Chandler: No, I think it's,'if I can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.'
Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something…
[Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.]although, actually,I'm really not that hungry.
Monica: [comes out of her bedroom, to herself] Oh good, Lenny and Squiggy are here.
All: Morning. Good morning.
Paul: [enters] Morning.
Joey: Morning, Paul.
Rachel: Hello, Paul.
Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?
[Monica and Paul walk to the door. The others move the table closer, so that they can hear what they are talking about.]
Paul: Thank you. Thank you so much!
Monica: Stop!
Paul: No, I'm telling you,last night was likeall my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Monica: We'll talk later.
Paul: Yeah. [They kiss.] Thank you. [exits]
Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
Monica: Shut up, and put my table back.
Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference…
Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs.See, that's how we buy stuff.
Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor.
Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?
Joey: Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
Monica: Oh, wait, wait.Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.
Joey: It was a job, alright?
Chandler: 'Look, Geppetto, I'm a real live boy.'
Joey: I will not take this abuse. [opens the door to leave]
Chandler: You're right. I'm sorry. [bursts into song and dance out of the door] 'Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy…'
Joey: You should both know that he's a dead man.Oh, Chandler? [startsafter Chandler]
Monica: So how are you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Monica: I know.He's just so…You remember you and Tony DeMarco?
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings.
Rachel: Oh wow! Are you in trouble.
Monica: Big time!
Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.
Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of ourselves here. Okay. Okay. I'm just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.
Rachel: Oh, wish me luck!
Monica: What for?
Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those…job things.
[Monica exits.]
[Scene: Iridium. Monica is working as Franny enters.]
Franny: Hey, Monica.
Monica: Hey, Franny. Welcome back. How was Florida?
Franny: You had sex, didn't you?
Monica: How do you do that?
Franny: Oh, I hate you. I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So, who?
Monica: You know Paul?
Franny: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.
Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?
Franny: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. You know, before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone but Rachel is there.]
Joey: [sitting on the arm of the couch] Of course it was a line!
Monica: Why? Why? Why would anybody do something like that?
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
Monica: I hate men. I hate men!
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe.
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Phoebe: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. [She starts massaging them.]
Monica: I just thought he was nice, you know.
Joey: [bursts out laughing] I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!
Monica: Oh. [ pushes him off of the arm of the couch]
[Rachel enters with a shopping bag.]
Rachel: Guess what?
Ross: You got a job?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Rachel: Well, you would be too if you found John & Davidboots on sale,50% off!
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me.
Rachel: They are my new 'I don't need a job. I don't need my parents. I've got great boots' boots!
Monica: How did you pay for them?
Rachel: Uh, credit card.
Monica: And who pays for that?
Rachel: Um…myfather.
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