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When I say Asian, every time when i say Asian
People automatically think Chinese
"Oh, Chinese is Asian, Chinese? That's all they are"
"All Asians are Chinese, that's it"
Look at them, yelling out their last name, so proud, that's cool
But that's not the case, so many different kinds of Asian, you know what i mean?
Sure you may not be able to tell them right away
But looking at Asian people, you cold take an edcuated guess
Sometimes, you know, certain things stand up
You go:"Ah, I know what kind of Asian you are"
but if you really wanna learn the differences between different Asian groups
you can tell by when they speak English
that's how you can tell
And I just get a feel for the Asians that are in the room tonight
Do we have any Vietnamese people here tonight? Vietnamese people?
Alright, one guy hiding upstairs do "do la"
Any Koreans in the house? Koreans in the house?
Alright, that's two closed dry cleaners, nice!
Phillippinos? Oh, yeah, I see you right there
I knew you guys are Phillippinos right away 'cause you keep staring at my microphone like there is gonna be Karaoke after the show
"I hope this Bombaya hurries up with the show, please, cus uh"
"I want to get up there and sing, Gudayida hurry!"
And Chinese people, yeah, Chinese folks?
Nice, that's good, man
You can tell when an Asian group is speaking English
That's how you can tell where they are from
I will give you an exmaple
Vietnamese people, you can tell when they speak English
because when they speak English
they speak it really fast
Like they know it
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