接上篇的来继续翻译美国小哥对中国电视剧的吐槽。
英文部分的作者简介：中文名叫林风，英语是母语，西班牙语流利，会一点俄语，葡萄牙语，法语，阿拉伯语等。他中文处于在中国可以活得下来的，但是还有很大的进步空间。以下题目是他自己写的（对中英文一起的那个）。段落后我会附上中文翻译，只求达意，还会附上个别单词的意思，供交流学习。
By far the strangest concept for me when I first started watching Chinese series was how all the Chinese people seem to be able to fly.最开始开中国电视剧的时候，最令我惊奇的就是，基本上所有的中国人都挺能飞的。
They would often just lift their arms and somehow fly away, often pretending to push off some entity with negligible inertia such as a leaf floating in the air. 他们经常只要伸开他们的手臂就莫名其妙的飞起来了。貌似他们是推开了什么东西，可以忽略惯性。（这段翻译的不好，还得问问作者到底是什么意思。）
I guess part of the reason it seemed so strange was that these people weren’t using magic, they were just using martial arts. 主要是他们也不说用的是魔法，而是武术，这才更奇怪。
At first, I wasn’t so interested in watching these types of shows because it seemed so fake, looking back on my initial reaction, however, after seeing so many shows, it seems so natural that they are flying away.一开始，我觉得看这些挺没劲的，这一看就太假了。现在回想起来，看了这么多中国电视剧，飞来飞去也挺自然的了。（我就从来没觉得奇怪过好嘛？）
In fact, I occasionally catch myself wondering “Why didn’t that guy just fly to the other side of the cliff?”有时候我甚至想，哎呀他们怎么不直接飞到悬崖的另一边呢？
It seems a bit random which situations people can fly in and which they can’t. 而且什么时候能飞，什么时候不能飞也很随意。
Coupled with that is that is the problem that every time someone is hit, they are obligated to spit blood.除了飞的问题以外，就不得不说吐血了。 只要你被打中了，必定是要吐血的。
A doctor watching this must cringe, knowing the prognosis is extremely poor, and yet, the patient will be back to full health by the next day if not two minutes later.要是医生看到这儿，就要阿弥陀佛了。因为这治愈的可能性很渺小啊。然而，电视剧上，经常是第二天就好了，甚至是两分钟后就没事了。
I understand it is for effect, but it should be saved for the worst injuries, not just any time someone is slightly hit, otherwise, the effect is lost. 我明白这么做是考虑到效果，但是至少要保留到最严重的伤害吧！不然每次小打小闹也狂吐血，就没什么效果可言了。
To be continued.
后记：小时候有个梦，就是想长大了能跟那些大侠一样，可以飞檐走壁，蜻蜓水上漂。现在也只能偶尔在镜头面前装着可以飞翔。
你觉得中国的电视剧，特别是古装剧，去掉轻功了，你会看吗？
如果脑洞再大一点，你会加入什么特效？
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