小伙伴们大家好，欢迎来到本期的“国外也有段子手”！上周的欧洲足坛精彩看点层出不穷，皇马意外输给莱万特，切尔西在补时最后关头绝平曼联，而巴萨、曼城、阿森纳、利物浦等球队则纷纷取胜。好了，话不多说，让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧！
豪取10连胜，阿森纳3-1莱斯特城
Campbelljaa(阿森纳球迷)：想要打手枪，就去看枪手！(Arsenal’s match now is a perfect wanking material.)
Aidsfart(阿森纳球迷)：还是把厄齐尔换下去吧，不然这比赛都快爽成小黄片了…(Needed to get Ozil subbed this game was close to becoming a porn)
dead_siaf(未知主队球迷)：这场比赛阿森纳就已经能确定十月份的最佳进球前三名了！(The October top 3 goals of Arsenal at this rate.)
Cerxa(未知主队球迷)：皇马连第一名的进球都确定了！(Real Madrid has made the top 1.)
Wrongbody(未知主队球迷)：厄齐尔式帽子戏法：进球，助攻，二阶助攻。(the ozil hat-trick: goal, assist, assist to the assist.)
Nick316166(阿森纳球迷)：厄齐尔的传球，简直都能把原子给切割开！(Ozil could split an atom with a pass. Great.)
DidYouSayK(未知主队球迷)：要是让厄齐尔去找当年的失事马航客机，那说不定就找到了！(Ozil could find the Malaysian flight if he had a try.)
梅西伤退，巴萨4-2塞维利亚
Vlaji(巴萨球迷)：每次巴尔韦德不轮换球员，他的鼻子就会变长一点...(Every time Valverde doesn’t rotate players his nose grows longer.)
Dark-X(巴萨球迷)：辣鸡已经加盟巴萨5年了，自己也不是塞维利亚青训出身，但现在面对塞维利亚进球依然拒绝庆祝，值得尊敬！(5 years with us, Ivan still won't celebrate vs Sevilla. He is not even a youth product of them. Respect.)
fuckthisshit0102(巴萨球迷)：特尔施特根大概是一个由弹性钢铁细胞组成，而且还具有无限反应能力的男人吧！(Ter Stegen is a man made of elastic iron cells and infinite reflexes.)
Kirkrrr(巴萨球迷)：巴萨全场最佳：特尔施特根；塞维利亚全场最佳：登贝莱！(MOTM for Barca: Ter Stegan. MOTM for Sevilla: Dembele.)
NotAnurag(巴萨球迷)：看到皮克能发挥好真是长舒一口气，踢国米我们得需要一个像样的后防线才行…(Low key I’m happy that pique actually looked good today. We’ll need a good defense against Inter.)
Panteraepantico(弗拉门戈球迷)：其实我不太相信特尔施特根能防住皮克玩火…(I do not believe MatS can defend agains Pique.)
破最长不进球纪录，皇马1-2莱万特
simomii(皇马球迷)：是谁说我们离开C罗就破不了纪录了？(Who said we wouldn't break records after being free from Ronaldo.)
gintoki-sama(皇马球迷)：离开了C罗，起码我们输得更像一个整体了！(At least without Ronaldo we’re losing as a team.)
BOTHROPS-ASPER(未知主队球迷)：洛跪特吉。(Flopetegui.)
GorillAffe(门兴球迷)：每当踢皇马的时候，对方门将仿佛都会巅峰卡西附身一样…(I feel like a lot of goalkeepers turn into prime Casillas when playing against Real lmao)
Jezfps(皇马球迷)：保级大战正式打响了！(Relegation battle begin.)
Matg09(巴萨球迷)：还能再加个人么…(Room for one more?)
Matg09(巴萨球迷)：天呐，看来国家德比将是保级路上最关键的6分之战啊！(Jesus at this rate El clasico Will be A relegation 6 pointer.)
RuralHuman(西班牙球迷)：都赖老佛爷，卖了C罗也不买人，你不买顶级前锋也就算了，起码得买个能射的前锋吧…(This is all on Perez for selling Ronaldo and not getting a striker. Not a world class one, but at least someone who can shoot the ball.)
补时绝平，切尔西2-2曼联
FifaDK(曼联球迷)：泥煤的，当看见有6分钟补时的时候，我就知道会出现这结果…(Knew this would happen when we got 6 mins added time. Fucks sake.)
RoflJoe(曼联球迷)：我代表德赫亚坐在这里生气！(I'm sitting here getting angry on behalf of de Gea.)
FamousCurrency(未知主队球迷)：看着萨里嚼烟，我都觉得自己要得癌症了…(Watching sarri chew all those cigarettes is giving me cancer.)
holla15(未知主队球迷)：萨里一定烦透了，比赛踢的时间越长，不就越晚才能去吸烟么？(Sarri is getting pissed, the longer this game takes the longer it'll be before he can get a smoke.)
Theenigmacode(利物浦球迷)：我真想让博格巴脱掉上衣，然后也露出“怎么老是我”的标语...(I fully expect Pogba to take off his shirt and say why always me.)
You_aint_gotta_lie(切尔西球迷)：博格巴的表现还是不错的，只要他不去防守就行…(Pogba is so damn good when he doesn't have to do any defending.)
多点开花，曼城5-0伯恩利
JohnSmackSmack(沃特福德球迷)：这剧情怎么感觉都看过100遍了…(Feel like I’ve seen this game 100 times.)
Tsubasa_sama(利物浦球迷)：好吧，咱只需要赢个12-0就能登榜首了！(Its okay lads a 12-0 win will see us top the table.)
Serpentman(伯恩利球迷)：每周都安慰自己还有下周…(There's always next week...)
Aquadamn(葡萄牙球迷)：好希望看曼城去踢巴萨或尤文啊！(I want to see City v Barcelona and/or Juventus.)
Idkfunnyusername(巴萨球迷)：我还是想看他们去踢皇马…(I wanna see them against Madrid.)
好了，亲爱的小伙伴们，本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家播报到这了，让我们下期不见不散！（本文转载自网络，如有侵权请联系删除）
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