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英语笑话 113 (给妻子的玫瑰 Roses for My Wi

英语笑话 113 (给妻子的玫瑰 Roses for My Wi

作者: 点学英语 | 来源:发表于2019-03-17 11:15 被阅读2次
给妻子的玫瑰 Roses for My Wife

Roses for My Wife

On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman. 

"Are these for your wife, sir?" she asked. 

"Yes," I said. 

"For her birthday?" she asked. 

"No," I replied. 

"For your anniversary?" 

"No," I said again. 

As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, "I hope she forgives you."

中文:给妻子的玫瑰

一天晚上回家的路上,我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫瑰。我挑了一打,走进店里,一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼。 

“先生,这些是送给你妻子的吗?”她问道。 

“是的,”我说。 

“她的生日?”她问。 

“不是,”我回答。 

“你们的结婚纪念日?” 

“不是,”我又答道。 

当我将找回的钱装进口袋,朝门口走去时,那年轻的女人冲我喊道:“希望她能原谅你。” 

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