老友记 第一季

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英文：The one where it all began(pilot)

There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.

You're going out with the guy.

There has to be something wrong with him.

All right ,Joey.Be nice.

So does he have a hump and a hairpiece?

Wait, does he eat chalk?

I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl.

Okay,everybody relax . This is not even a date.

It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Sounds like a date to me .

I'm in high school,in the cafeteria..

And I realize I'm totally naked.

I have had that dream.

Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...

There.

Instead of that's right.

Never had that one.

All of a sudden,the phone starts to ring.

What do I do?Every one starts looking at me .

They weren't looking at you before?

Finally,I figure I'd better answer it.

And it turns out it's my mother.

Which is very,very weird because she never calls me.

Hi.

He say ,hello,I want to kill my self.

You okay?

I fell like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth...

And tied it around my neck.

Cookie?

Carol moved her stuff out today .

Let me get you some coffee.

No,don't !Stop cleaning  my aura.

Just leave my aura alone,okay?

Fine ,be murky.

I will be fine.i hope she will be happy.

No,you don't.

No,I don't.To tell her.she left me.

You never knew she was a lesbian?

No!Okay?

Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

She didn't know.How should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

Did I say that out loud?

I told Mom and Dad last night.The took it pretty well.

Oh ,really?

So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing...

Iwill never have grandchildren,was what?A wrong number?

Sorry.

Look ,you're feeling a lot of pain right now.

You're angry. You're hurting.

Can I tell what the answer is?

Strip joints.

Hey,you're single.Have some hormones.

But I don't want to be single,Okay?

I just want to be married again.

And I just want a million dollars!

Rachel?oh,Monical!Thanks God!

I went to your building...

And a guy with a hammer said you would be here,and you are.

Can I get you same coffee?Decaf.

Every body, this is Rachel,a Lincoln High survivor.

This is everybody.Chandler and Phoebe...

Joey.Remember my brother,Ross?

Sure!

You want to tell us now,or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

Well ,it started about a half hour before the wedding.

I was in the room with all the presents...

And I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.

When all of sudden

Sweet 'N Low?

I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry.

I got freaked out,and it hit me:

How much Barry looks like Mr.potato Head.

I always knew he looked familiar,but ...

I had to get out of there ,and I started wondering...

Why am doing this,and who am I doing it for ?

I didn't know where to go,and I know we 'be drifted apart...

老友记 第一季