Recently, we have been unable to access our institution's intranet from outside, which means a lot of work has to be done in the office rather than at home. My colleague and I decide to come into the office today to get something done. I purposely get up early and arrive at the office at 7 a.m. so that I can get some tasks done earlier in case we have to fight over the same printer or account when reimbursing invoices
Without a proper breakfast and even without brushing my teeth, I rush to the office and sit down in front of the computer, eager to start the day's work. To my great disappointment, the intranet is not working. After checking several times, I report this to the chief in charge of technology. He immediately replies that the intranet will not open until 8:30 a.m., which is exactly the start of a workday. Since the intranet was set up this way, all the work has to be done quickly. You cannot visit it from home. Only during the official office hours from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. is the intranet available for use.
After 8:30 a.m., while I am busy with reimbursement, every now and then someone logs on to the same account and I get squeezed. When I use the printer, my colleague also submits jobs to the printer. What a competition! This intra-network setting makes the involution even stronger!
Although the system is cruel, my colleagues are kind-hearted. One offers me a water-fried baozi with zucchini filling for breakfast. Another brings me a KFC Spicy Chicken Drum Hamburger and fried chicken wings and an orange for lunch so that I can speed up work without going to the dining hall. Another offers me a small bottle of beauty lotion so that I can help with an anti-sexual harassment quiz in which I score 100 points. No wonder no one has ever harassed me.With such a perfect score, I am automatically harassment-proof.
一个激化内卷的内网设置
最近，我们不能从外面任何地方访问我们机构的内部网络，这意味着很多工作必须在办公室而不是在家里完成。我和我的同事决定今天一起到办公室来办点事。我故意起得很早，7点就到了办公室，这样我就可以提前完成一些任务，以防在做账目报销时我们要争夺同一台打印机或同一账户。
随意吃了些早餐，甚至连牙都没有刷，我就冲到办公室，坐在电脑前，急切地想开始一天的工作。令我扫兴的是，内网连不上。经过反复检查，我向负责技术的主管报告了这个情况。他立即回应说，内网要到早上8:30才会打开，这正是工作日的起点。通过这样设置内部网，所有工作都必须迅速完成。你不可能在家里访问它。只有在上午8:30至下午4:30的正式办公时间，内网才可以使用。
8:30以后，当我正忙于报销，不时有人登录同一个账户，我就被挤出去了。当我打印的时侯，我的同事也在向打印机发出指令。多么激烈的竞争啊！ 这样内网设置，让内卷更加激烈啦!
虽然制度是残酷的，但我的同事各个心地善良。一个给我提供了一个西葫芦馅儿的水煎包子作早餐。另一个给我带来了肯德基香辣鸡腿堡，炸鸡翅以及一个橙子作为午餐，这样我就可以不用去食堂了，可以加快工作进度。 另一个给我送来一小瓶美容液，让我帮忙做一个反性骚扰的测验，我考了100。难怪从来没有人骚扰过我。 能考满分，说明我自带屏蔽骚扰的本能。
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