死磕老友记第3期

3. 死磕老友记第3期：摊上这样的老婆，白瞎你这个人儿了【视频】

中英对照：

Ross: Hi.嗨。

Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。

Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?

你还好吧，亲爱的？

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖上……

Chandler: Cookie? 要饼干吗？

Monica:  Carol moved her stuff out today.

卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。

Joey: Ohh.

Monica:  Let me get you some coffee.

我帮你泡杯咖啡.

Ross: Thanks.

Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! 哎呀呀呀！

Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?

不要……别清理我的灵气。可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。

Phoebe: Fine!  Be murky!

好吧，保持晦气！

Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.

我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。

Monica: No you don't.

不，你不会的，

Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!

没错，我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！

Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...

你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。

Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know,  how should I know?

没有！！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian...  Did I say that out loud?

有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声说出来了吗？

Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

昨晚我告诉爸妈，他们好像还能接受。

Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what?  A wrong number?

真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，一个女人歇斯底里的向我哭诉，“我不能抱孙子了，我不能抱孙子了。”那是什么？打错了？

Ross: Sorry.

Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

别闷闷不乐了，罗斯。你现在很痛苦。你有一肚子的火,你心如刀割。我能告诉你解决之道吗？

Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!

脱衣舞酒店。你单身，有性需求。

Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

我不想单身的。我只想再结婚。

Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!

我只想要一百万！

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词汇点：

1. grab v. 抓住

2. intestine  n. 肠子

3.  cleanse v.净化

4. aura   n. 气氛，气息，气场

5. murky  a.  黑暗的；朦胧的；阴郁的

6. to hell with.....让…见鬼去吧

7.lesbian   n. 女同性恋

8. fixate  v. 注视；固定

9. hysterical a. 歇斯底里的

10. sob v. 啜泣

11.strip joint  脱衣舞夜总会

12. hormone  n. 荷尔蒙

语法点：

Sometimes I wish Iwerea lesbian.

wish后的宾语从句要用虚拟语气。

地道表达：

leave sb alone: 不去打扰某人

leave sth alone: 别碰某物

eg:

Why can't you just leave her alone?

你为什么不能让她一个人待一会儿？

Will you leave that piano alone?

你别碰那架钢琴好吗？

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