英语笑话 99 （谁的儿子最伟大 Whose Son Is th

谁的儿子最伟大 Whose Son Is the Greatest

Whose Son Is the Greatest

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'." 

The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'." 

"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'. 

" The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!" 

中文：谁的儿子最伟大

四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士，”第一位母亲自豪地说道，“他进入房间，人们都说，‘您好，阁下’。” 

第二为母亲说：“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间，人们都称，‘您好，大人’。” 

“我的儿子是位红衣主教，”第三位母亲接着说，“他走进房间，人们都说，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人’。” 

第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十，体重三百磅，”她说，“他要是走入房间，人们都说‘哦，我的上帝’！”

Notes: 

(1) priest n.基督教的教士 ；牧师 

(2) monsignor n.阁下（对某些天主教教士的尊称）

(3) bishop n.主教（主管一城市或一教区之教务）

(4) Your Excellency 阁下（对主教的尊称） 

(5) cardinal n.（天主教的）红衣主教（有权选举教皇）

(6) Your Eminence 对红衣主教的尊称 

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

英语故事（小说、名著）双语对照阅读，点击单词可查看中文翻译。

微信搜索【点学英语】，使用微信小程序，阅读功能更强大！

英语原版名著，双语对照阅读电子书，经典收藏。 微信搜索【点学英语】，使用微信小程序，阅读功能更强大！