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老友记第一季第一集01

老友记第一季第一集01

作者: pilishen | 来源:发表于2016-11-29 16:10 被阅读0次

    Where Monica Gets a New Roommate

    莫妮卡的新室友

    [Scene:Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, andMonica are there],
    Monica:There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

    Joey:C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

    Chandler: All right Joey, be nice, So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

    Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl -oh!

    Monica: Okay, everybody relax, This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and - not having sex.

    Chandler:Sounds like a date to me.

    Chandler:Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

    All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

    Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone there.

    Joey: Instead of...?

    Chandler: That's right.

    Joey:Never had that dream.

    Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everbody starts looking at me.

    Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!

    Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very, very weird, because she never calls to me!

    Ross:Hi.

    Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

    Monica: Are you okay? sweetie?

    Ross: I just feel someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

    Chandler: Cookie?
    Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today.

    Joey: Ohh.

    Monica: Let me give you some coffee.

    Ross: Thanks.

    Phoebe: Ooh! Oh!(She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross)

    Ross: No, no don't! Stop clearsing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?

    Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!

    Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.

    Monica: No, you don't.

    Ross: No, I don't, to hell with her, she left me!

    Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...

    Ross: No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

    Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Did I say that out loud?

    Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

    Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M,"I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchilder" was that? A wrong number?

    Ross: Sorry.

    Joey: Alright Ross. look. You're feelign a lot of pain right now, You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joint! C'mom, you're single! Have some hormones!

    Ross: I don't want be single, okay? I just...I just-I just wanna be married again!

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