吸奶器差评

I hate this thing with a passion. And because I exclusively pump and have to use it 6-8 times a day, it's like being in a bad relationship.

这玩意儿真是气得我火冒三丈，因为我是成天用，每天要用6-8次，现在是看它就来气。

My main complaint is that it leaks. It leaks from the flanges, unless you bend almost completely over. It leaks from the top if you turn it even slightly sideways. And it doesn't have to be full -- it leaks as you pump so it can leak from the first drop.

我差评它，主要是这东西它从喇叭罩漏气，除非你整个腰都弯下来去吸。如果你往旁边歪那么一丢丢，它就从上面漏气了。从吸下来第一滴奶开始，你一边吸它一边漏，所以奶瓶是不会满的。

Today was the final straw that made me write this review (I review most of my Amazon buys, but I got this pump via a company that supplies them through private health insurance. But you people have to know before you buy). This morning while I pumped, I turned toward my son next to me on the couch to practice smiles. After 20 minutes I noticed I didn't have much in my right bottle. After doing this for months, I'm pretty familiar with my output. And then I saw a little puddle on my blanket. No big deal, there's usually one every time I use this piece of crap. But still, I had twice as much milk in my left bottle so I kept investigating. The puddle went on and on. It soaked the entire top half of the blanket, through to most of the bottom half of my shirt and the top half of my shorts. As most pumping moms know, loss of milk is HEARTBREAKING. Especially since we usually pump for heartbreaking reasons -- premature babies, babies with mouth issues, sick babies, irregular breasts, low supply...even a few drops lost is upsetting, but when you lose ounces...there is a reason we call it liquid gold and why we have all literally cried over spilled milk. I don't cry anymore, now I get infuriated.

今天我写这个差评，算是当做救命稻草。（大部分在亚马逊上买的东西我都会评论一下，不过这个吸奶器是一个私人健康保险公司给的。你们这些人买之前最好要搞清楚）今天早上我吸奶的时候，我儿子坐我旁边的沙发上，我就转过去对着他教他学妈妈笑。20分钟后，我意识到右边瓶子没多少奶。几个月下来，我很清楚知道我能吸多少出来。然后我就看到毯子上面有水印。我想着应该没事儿，每次我用这破烂东西时候都这样。不过我发现左边奶瓶里面比右边多一倍，我就开始想是咋回事儿了。然后就发现那水印子越来越大滩，毯子上面一半都湿了，底下大半湿透了，渗到我上衣，直到我短裤的上面都渗到奶水了。

大部分吸过奶的妈妈都有同感，浪费了自己的奶水真是感觉撕心裂肺啊，尤其是我们有时候出于迫不得已的原因才吸奶：比如说早产，小婴儿可能嘴有问题，有生病，胸部发育不良，营养不良等等。哪怕是一丁点浪费都很郁闷，浪费了几盎司的心痛，简直无法形容啊…   这就是为什么我们叫它液体黄金，为什么溢奶的时候我们嚎啕大哭。我是哭不动了，我现在的心情是暴跳如雷。

PS:看这评论我也很来气，希望客服赶紧给退货，让这位妈妈赶紧换个新的吸奶器吧。