21【It's Raining Now】Mr. Brown sees his son in the garden. He asks,"Tom, what are you doing?". "I'm watering the flowers. Mommy says we must water the flowers everyday or they will die." "But it's raining now." Mr. Brown says. "Oh, it doesn't worry, daddy, I have an umbrella." Tom answers. "How silly you are!" says Mr. Brown.
22【That's why I keep the bigger one】Mrs. Green says to her daughter, "Sweets are bad for your teeth. Take these two apples instead and give one to your brother." one of the apples is much bigger than the other. The little girl keeps the bigger one for herself and gives her brother the smaller one. When the brother sees that his sister's apple is bigger than his. he says, "It's selfish to take the bigger one for yourself. If our mother gives me two apples, I will give you the bigger one." "I know you will," answers his sister," that's why I keep the bigger one."
23【Take This Piece and Cut It into Two】Kate is my niece.She is six years old. She has a sweet tooth and cake is her favorite food. But her mother doesn't want her to eat too much sugar.One day, when Kate comes back home from the sports field, she feels very hungry,so she asks her mom for some cake." Mom, can I eat two pieces of cake,please?"Kate asks. "Certainly, take this piece and cut it into two." her mother answers.
24【Who Put Glue on My Chair】Jack is a naughty boy. Today is his first day of school. He gets up early and puts on his blue jacket. Before he leaves home, his mother says, " Be good at school." When Jack comes back home from school, his mother asks how he is getting along at school. "Very well, my headteacher asked us a question, none of the students gave her the answer except me." his mother is very happy and says,"That's too good to be true. Tell me what the question was?" "Who put glue on my chair?" Jack answers.
25【Before a Meal or After a Meal】Mrs Keen likes to eat meat and cakes, so she gets fatter and fatter. Now it is very difficult for her even to walk. One day, she goes to see a doctor. The doctor looks over her carefully and then says."There is something wrong with your heart, Mrs. Keen, It's bad for you to eat too much meat and sugar. You'd better eat a piece of bread for each meal","That's easy, doctor," says Mrs Keen,"But when should I eat? before a meal or after a meal?"
26【Hit on the Head with a Cake】A woman is having her breakfast,at this time she hears a knock on her door and opens it.A man is standing outside."Excuse me," he says, "I pass your house every morning. Everyday you hit your son on the head with a piece of bread." "That's right. " the woman says, "Yes, but this morning, you hit him on the head with a big cake, why?" "Well, today is his birthday." The woman answers.
27【Did She Miss the Train】Professor Gill is very forgetful. One Sunday morning, it's raining hard. Professor Gill goes to the railway station to meet his mother.Before he leaves, his wife gives him a list of things for him to buy on the way. His wife doesn't wait a long time before Professor Gill comes back home with a box of food and other things. His wife asks," Where is your mother? Did she miss the train?" " Oh, " he said. "She isn't on the list. "
28【To Draw Out All His Savings】A six grade teacher was giving her students a lesson.She saw some of the students yawning. So she began to tell them something interesting."Here is the situation, " She said,"A man is standing up in the boat in the middle of a river,fishing. He falls into the river and begin screaming for help. His wife knows he can't swim and runs down to the bank." Why do you think she runs down to the bank?" A little girl raise her hand and asked, "To draw out all his savings?"
29【Who Is Lazy】Amy is playing with her poppy. Her mother says to her, "Amy, stop playing, come and look at your sheet, it's so dirty,would you like to wash it now?" Amy looks at the sheet,thinks for a while ,and then says."I don't think it's necessary,I can turn the sheet over, is that all right?" Amy's mother is not happy with this, " How lazy you are! " She shouts,"I turned it over last week."
30【But My Teacher Cried】John is six years old.He is terribly spoiled.He often cries without stopping and nobody knows why. Today is his first day at school. His mother is very worried about him.When he comes back home from school in the afternoon.His mother asks, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?" "Cry?" John asks, "No, I didn't cry, but my teacher did, she is a little shy, I think."
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