Scene 1 Central Perk
场景一：中央公园咖啡店
话题1：Monica的约会对象
There’s nothing to tell. He’s just some guy I work with.
没什么可说的，他不过是我的同事。
Come on, you’re going out with the guy.
少来了，你们都要去约会了。
There’s gotta be something wrong with him!
这个男人一定有什么问题。
So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
所以他是驼背吗？带着假发的驼背吗？
Wait, does he eat chalk?
等等，他吃粉笔吗?
Just, ’cause, I don’t want her to go through what I went through with Carl.
我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.
好吧，大家放松点，这甚至算不上是一次约会。
It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
这只不过是两个人出去吃顿饭而已，而且不会上床。
Sounds like a date to me.
听起来像是和我约会。（Wow，好想剧透）
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