今天只想复制粘贴因为热评太精彩！
热评一：一个小男孩拿着一张假钱走进了玩具店，准备买一架玩具飞机。
服务员阿姨说：“小朋友，你的钱不是真的。”小男孩反问道：“阿姨，难道你的飞机是真的？”
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点评“点评”：诡辩让你变得更有趣。就如庄子与惠子在桥梁上的论辩。幽默绝对可以当作一种文化去研究。
热评二：上初中的时候喜欢周杰伦，课本发下来每本书上都写着周杰伦的名字，有一天，我爸严肃的跟我说，孩子，咱家虽然穷，但书还是买得起的，不要老是去借人家周杰伦同学的书啊。
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点评“点评”：凡人不知道名人或许就是一种天真的幽默。
热评三：林俊杰最大的成功就是什么，你们知道吗？
就是当你要打林俊杰三个字时，只要打上“林”这个字，后面的就都出来了！！！
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点评“点评”：主要是我真的试了，而且打出林，后面就是“俊杰”。
热评四：
世界上最遥远的距离
The furthest distance way in the world.
不是生与死的距离
is not the way from birth to the end.
而是我就站在你面前
It is when I stand in front of you.
你却不知道我爱你
but you don't understand I love you.
世界上最遥远的距离
The furthest distanceway in the world.
不是我就站在你面前
is not when I stand in front of you.
你却不知道我爱你
you don't know I love you.
而是爱到痴迷
It is when my love is bewildering the soul.
却不能说我爱你
but I can't speak it out.
世界上最遥远的距离
Thefurthest distance way in the world.
不是我不能说我爱你
is not that I can't say I love you.
而是想你痛彻心脾
It is after missing you deeply into my heart.
却只能深埋心底
I only can bury it in my heart.
世界上最遥远的距离
The furthest distance way in the world.
不是我不能说我想你
is not that I can't say to you I miss you.
而是彼此相爱
It is when we are falling in love.
却不能够在一起
but we can't stay nearby.
世界上最遥远的距离
The furthest distance way in the world.
不是彼此相爱
is not we love each other.
却不能够在一起
but can't stay together.
而是明知道真爱无敌
It is we know our true love is breaking through the way.
却装作毫不在意
we turn a blind eye to it.
所以世界上最遥远的距离
So the furthest distance way in the world.
不是树与树的距离
is not in two distant trees.
而是同根生长的树枝
It is the same rooted branches.
却无法在风中相依
but can't depend on each other in the wind.
世界上最遥远的距离
The furthest distance way in the world.
不是树枝无法相依
is not can't depend on each other in the wind.
而是相互瞭望的星星
It is in the blinking stars who only can look with each other.
却没有交汇的轨迹
but their trade intersect.
世界上最遥远的距离
The furthest distance way in the world.
不是星星没有交汇的轨迹
is not in the blinking stars who only can look with each other.
而是纵然轨迹交汇
It is after the intersection.
却在转瞬间无处寻觅
but they can't be found from then on afar.
世界上最遥远的距离
The furthest distance way in the world.
不是瞬间便无处寻觅
is not the light that is fading away.
而是尚未相遇
It is the coincidence of us.
便注定无法相聚
is not supposed for the love.
世界上最遥远的距离
The furthest distanceway in the world
是飞鸟与鱼的距离
is the love between the bird and fish.
一个翱翔天际
One is flying in the sky.
一个却深潜海底
the other is looking upon into the sea.
点评“点评”：能把苦恋写得如此浪漫又直叩灵魂的也没谁了，当然是我们的男神“泰戈尔”！
热评五：杨绛致钱钟书—“怂？”
钱钟书回杨绛—“您！
“问你心上有几人？”
“我的心上人只有你！”
点评“点评”：连表白都是如此幽默又浪漫，真是羡煞旁人。心较比干多一窍，心有灵犀一点通。除了聪慧、懂得、浪漫，应该还不能缺一份赤诚。一个敢问，一个敢说。一个直问，一个直说。坦诚以待，不问来处，不问归期。“遇到你之前，我没想过结婚。遇到你之后，我结婚没想过和别人。”携手几十年后，还能不改初心。钱钟书应该再补一句：“我这一生都是坚定的唯物主义者，唯你，我希望有来生！”
人生不如意者十有八九，唯幽默与浪漫可以对抗一切苦痛！
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