When I just started working a long time ago, my office in the company I was working for was very close to some field inspectors. These guys were technicians without postgraduate degrees.
But I quickly made some friends among those guys in the office. One of them was Bill. Somehow in our conversations, he found out that I've never seen this magazine called The Playboy.
He said he was stunned that I was still so "pure", and he didn't want me to "miss the whole dam shit" (forgive my language here, it was actually how he said it). So he quickly brought me a pile of his collection of the older issues for me.
Those magazines really opened my eyes, sort of speak, you know. Considering where I came from, and the internet was at its infant age in the early 90's, I've never seen anything like these!
But besides those nice pictures that might get your heart rate up, there were also some well written articles and good jokes in those magazines. I remember one joke that I really loved. It goes like this:
A sole airplane crash survivor found himself in a remote island jungle, and surrounded by a tribe of local cannibals.
He thought: "Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm fucked!" (This guy must have been an American, you know.)
And then there was a voice like a thunder spoken to him from the above:
"No, you're NOT fucked!"
The guy asked shakily: "Who is this?!"
"This is God." The voice answered.
"Now listen to me carefully." The voice continued. "Do you see their chief that stands in the middle?"
The guy said: "Yes!" Still shaking with fear.
"Now run to his guard next to him, grab the spear from his hands, and run the spear through the chief's heart!" The voice told him.
So the guy ran to the guard, took the spear from him, and spiked it right through the Chief's chest while other local tribe's men were looking stunned.
"Now what?!" He asked the God.
"Now you're fucked!" The voice responded.
I thought it was so funny that I came back to the office next day and told the joke along with other jokes and stories that I read to my coworkers. One guy thought it was funny that I got all those magazines but instead of looking over those pictures with naked women, I read so much out of those. Then they asked Bill, "Yo, Bill, did you know these jokes?" And the answer was "No." And everybody laughed. "So, Bill only looked at those pictures!"
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