同居的几点建议

1 你之前想问我什么？

What did you wanna ask me?

2 你有过和恋人同居的经验。

Well, you have lived with your significant other for some time.

3 我希望这次实验可以顺利进行。

I would like this experiment to go well.

4 你有什么好的建议吗？

But, are there any insights you can share?

5 最重要的一点，如果她的室友是个疯子，不要犹豫立刻把那室友扫地出门。

Well, the biggie is, if she has an insane roommate, kick him out as soon as possible.

6 在你出现之前，莱纳德和我可幸福了。

You know, Leonard and I were very happy before you came along.

7 虽然这是老生常谈了，但退一步真的会海阔天空。

I know it sounds like a cliché, but compromise is key.

8 不要把皮带留在地板上，在晚上看起来特别像蛇。

Never leave a belt on the floor, at night they look like snakes.

9 从小事做起，比如早上把咖啡送到她床上去。

Do little things, like bring her a cup of coffee in bed.

10 口袋里时刻备有巧克力豆，以防你们俩遇到排长队的时候。

Keep M&M'S in your pocket, in case you have to wait in a long line.

11 你们每天都要见很多次面，所以要尊重各自的私人空间。

You're gonna be seeing each other a lot, so respect each other's personal space.

12 他特别容易受惊吓，照相千万不要开闪光灯。

He startles easily, so please, no flash photography.

同居已经被越来越多的年轻人所接受。

更好地了解对方的缺点，莫过于两人一起生活一段日子。

知彼知己，才能做到有的放矢，打仗如此，生活亦是如此。

同居或许是解决离婚率居高不下的一个行之有效的办法？谁知道呢？

至少在结婚之前，能够有效地了解对方，也许是一个明智之举？