abnormaladj. 反常的，变态的
Story A:
This woman, who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormalcontractions（宫缩）, went to see her Doctor.
“Doc,” she said, “I’m feeling these abnormalcontractions.”
The Doctor took a listen, and said: “My dear lady, you’re going to be having triplets (三胞胎)!”
Baffled（迷惑，百思不得其解）, the woman asked: “How can you tell?”
The Doctor responded: “I hear inside: ‘No, you go first!’ ‘No, you go first!’ ‘No, you go first!’”
翻译：
这位信仰自然分娩的女性正在有一些异常宫缩，去看她的医生。
“医生，”她说，“我感觉到这些异常的宫缩。”
医生听了一眼，说道：“我亲爱的女士，你将会有三胞胎（三胞胎）！”
女人困惑地问道：“你怎么知道？”
医生回答：“我听到里面说：'不，你先出来！''不，你先出来！''不，你先出来！'”
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