share with a joke

作者: 寄与已 | 来源:发表于2016-12-21 20:40 被阅读7次

The Teacher says to the class: Anyone here who thinks they are stupid stand up.

老师对全班同学说:觉得自己很笨的请起立。

*Nobody stands up*

没人起来。

Teacher: I said whoever thinks they are stupid should STAND UP!

老师又说:我说,觉得自己很笨的,站起来!

*Little Johnny stands up*

小Johnny站了起来。

Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?

老师:Johnny,你真的觉得自己笨吗?

Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just felt bad with you being the only one standing.

小Johnny回答说:我不觉得自己笨,只是我不想让你一个人站着。

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