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小李子即使获奖也改变不了颜值低的事实How It Pays To

小李子即使获奖也改变不了颜值低的事实How It Pays To

作者: OkayJoy_Alan | 来源:发表于2016-02-29 21:55 被阅读67次

Author's Words

OkayJoy's friends, I have a good news to tell you, right, Leonardo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar on Sunday, taking home the best actor statuette for his role in revenge movie "The Revenant" after over his 25 career years. So what, it can not cover the fact that he is a plain Jane.

OkayJoy的朋友们,好消息,好消息,对滴,就是小李子终于在陪跑20多年后凭借他在《荒野猎人》的演技第一次获得奥斯卡最佳男主角。那又怎样,改变不了颜值低的事实呀。

颜值高的人表示也想知道

Good Looking People Eager To Know


啊,体验不到好伤心

Oh, My Heart


好羡慕他们丰富精彩的人生,不像我,一个美字贯穿一生

They Can’t Find Other Words To Describe Me Expect Beautiful


拥有很多非常纯粹的男女友谊吧

They Must Have True Friendships



最起码不会被打

Not be beaten


Really?


女生长得丑,被揍-高清观看-腾讯视频

喜欢我的人一定是真心的吧

It must be true love that regardless my appearance

Really?


妈妈从来不跟我谈早恋的问题,因为她放心,我放心

Mom No Worry Puppy love

How About When You Are Left?


无所谓

So What


You Are Quite Right!!!

Please be noted OkayJoy does not mean to bully you, but wants to share a ultimate truth to you, that is, no plain-Janes, only lazy ones. Several girls in South Korea couldn't bare surrounding by plain-Janes, so they do something to the boys.

OkayJoy没有挖苦人的意思,只是想跟你分享一个终极真理——没有丑人,只有懒人。不信请看,韩国某一高中的一群女生实在忍受不了生存环境颜值过低的现状,开启了以下这段宅男改造计划?

从运动型粗汉到居家男神


从大头死鱼眼到冷面男神


从学渣逆袭学霸



No stay up late

Long-term stay up at night will result in badly skin damage and it will increase the risk of the skin problems, such as dark skin and acne.

不要熬夜

长期熬夜的人皮肤受损会非常严重,皮肤休息最好的时间是在晚上,晚上如果晚睡会增加皮肤负担,引起一系列皮肤问题,如肤色暗淡、起痘等,最终拉低颜值。

No smoking

Smoking will slow the blood circulation and cause wrinkles

少吸烟

吸烟会减少对皮肤的供氧,导致皮肤血液循环降低,肤色变差皱纹变多。

No greasy food

Greasy food or cold food will increase the burden of liver, spleen and kidney,eventually will make you look homely

少吃油腻生冷

喜好油腻、厚重或生冷的食物,会加重肝脏、脾胃、肾脏负担,最终这些不良饮食的副作用会很快显现在皮肤上,导致你的颜值变低。

No alcohol

Alcohol will make you look older than you are and it will make you dehydration, loss the elasticity of skin and age faster. Excessive drinking will make you look like an old witch, not to mention improve the level of appearance

不要酗酒

酒精可使你看起来显得比实际年龄更老,因为酗酒会使人脱水、肌肤失去弹性、加速皮肤老化,产生更多皱纹。长期酗酒,会让你看起来像个老巫婆,更别说提高颜值了。

Away from radioactive products

Nowadays,most of us need to work by computer and phone. These highly radioactive productscan lead to different degrees damage to our skin cells, blood and body tissues.

远离手机电脑

目前很多上班族,办公室办公时多是在电脑前,平日生活中更是手机、平板电脑不离身,而这些产品都是极具辐射性的。长期在辐射性环境下生活,导致人体皮肤细胞、血液、体内组织都会不同程度受到辐射的危害,而危害表现在脸上,会极大损害颜值。

Exercise more

Appropriate exercise can lower blood pressure, improve heart function and the human body immunity.What’s more, it can reduce the psychological burden at the same time, make skin look younger.

多运动

适度的运动会降低血压、提高心脏功能和人体免疫力,同时减轻心理负担,让肌肤呈现年轻态势。

Drink more water

Skin will lack of water due to we stay alone at office, which will make us looks average quickly.

多喝水

长时间呆在办公室容易导致我们的皮肤缺水,如果这时饮水量不足,皮肤会干燥,加速拉低颜值。

Reduce pressure

When we under pressure, our body will secrete hormones, such as adrenaline and cortisol, whichwill weaken our immunity system and result in allergy, spots and acne, etc.

减压

当人处于压力的状态之下的时候,体内会分泌出包括肾上腺素和皮质醇在内的荷尔蒙,这些荷尔蒙对肌肤会产生一定的刺激作用,并且会削弱肌肤免疫系统的功能,导致肌肤出现过敏、细纹、色斑、粉刺等问题。


Actually there is a curse for good looking people. Don't believe me just watch.

长得帅死的快,不信请看。


新一代神曲—长的帅死得快-高清观看-腾讯视频

Just Kidding. Lol

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