在熟人之间，如何“优雅的”用英文怼回去(五)

谨记：只用于熟人之间的怼来怼去，如果用在陌生人身上，请做好准备，以防别人翻脸！

1. If I'm harsh on you, be with it. It seems you need me more than I need you.

如果你觉得我严苛而不讲情理，那你忍着吧！因为相比之下，你更需要我陪在你身边。(呵呵，我就是这么任性，但你离不开我啊！你能怎样！)

2. There is no point photoshopping your picture, because the camera hates you.

别P图了，没啥用，因为你超级不上镜。(你已经到了P图都挽救不了的境界了！)

3. Under your tough appearance beats a heart of a little girl. Just cry your sorrow out.

我知道你强悍的外表下其实是一颗少女的心，哭吧！哭出来就好了！(不要老是把悲伤憋着，哭哭就好了！)

4. The reason why I don't wanna leave you is that you are the only person I feel superier to.

我不想离开你，是因为跟你一相比我觉得我挺优秀的。(慎用啊！用了的话友谊的小船真可能会翻！)

5. Trust me! I get you more than you get yourself. Just take this chance or you will cry to me for not following my advice.

相信我！没有人比我更了解你，赶紧抓住这次机会，要不然你真会后悔到哭！(拜托，不要矫情了，机会难得，错过了真的会后悔的！)