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少年谢尔顿第1季第9集台词

少年谢尔顿第1季第9集台词

作者: xiaoke_donkey | 来源:发表于2021-08-02 08:27 被阅读0次
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    The Enterprise is preparing to leave Beta III in star system C-111. 进取号即将离开C-111星系的贝塔三星
    Sociologist Lindstrom is remaining behind 社会学家林德斯特伦将会与
    with a party of experts who will help restore 一队专家一起留下来
    the planet's culture to a human form. 帮助该星球恢复到宜居环境
    The late Landru, Captain. 最新的兰德鲁啊舰长
    A marvelous feat of engineering. 工程学上的一项伟大成就
    A computer capable of directing the lives 一台能指导成千上万
    of millions of human beings. 人类生活的电脑系统
    But only a machine, Mr. Spock. 但它始终是机器啊史波克先生
    The original Landru programmed it with all his knowledge, 兰德鲁先生倾尽自己所有的知识打造它
    but he couldn't give it his wisdom, his compassion, 但却无法将他的智慧同情
    his understanding, his soul. 理解与灵魂灌注给它
    I prefer the concrete, the graspable, the provable. 我更喜欢具体的可理解可证明的东西
    You'd make a splendid computer, Mr. Spock. 史波克先生你一定能当一台很棒的电脑
    That is very kind of you, Captain. 舰长谢谢您的夸奖
    That's humorous, because Spock is half human and half Vulcan. 这句的笑点在史波克是半人半瓦肯人混血
    But he's ashamed of his human side. 但他对自己人性的那方面感到羞耻
    That's why I identify with him. 所以我对他很有认同感
    Good luck. 祝好运
    I gravitate a little more towards Kirk. 我更偏向寇克一点
    Why? 为什么
    Be-cause... everything he says... 因为...他所说的每一句话
    he makes sound so im-portant. 都说得好像很重要
    I should hope so-- he's the captain. 这样没错啊他可是舰长
    Sheldon. 谢尔顿
    Do me a favor. 帮我个忙
    Go help your brother study for his math test tomorrow. 去给你哥补习明天的数学考试
    Is that really a good use of my time? 这不算浪费我的宝贵时间吗
    Come on. I'm asking nice. 乖啦我都好好求你了
    If he doesn't pass, he won't be able to play football. 他要是没及格他就不能打橄榄球
    You realize he's often mean to me. 你知道他常欺负我吧
    So? Your mother's mean to me. I still try to be helpful. 那又如何你妈也常欺负我我还是总帮她啊
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    Does she break wind on your head? 她有朝你的脸放屁吗
    Because that's what Georgie does to me. 因为小乔治就对我这么做过
    Can you help me out here? 你能帮我劝劝他吗
    I'll do it if you take me to the train store. 如果你带我去火车玩具店我就帮你
    You got it. 没问题
    And buy me whatever I want. 而且我想要什么你都得买给我
    Connie, what are you doing? 康妮你这是在干嘛
    Just providing my grandson 只是在给我孙子
    with financial guidance. 提供金钱上的建议
    Don't mock the captain. 不许恶搞舰长
    If Georgie passes his test, I'll get you whatever you want-- 如果小乔治考试及格你想要什么都买给你
    under 20 bucks. 限20块以内
    Deal. 成交
    Why? 为何
    I guess I like him better than you. 我疼他多过喜欢你
    Georgie? 小乔治
    What? 干嘛
    Dad told me to help you study for the math test. 爸爸叫我来给你补习数学考试
    I don't need your help. Get lost. 我才不用你帮忙一边儿去
    Georgie, let him help you! 小乔治让他教你
    Fine. Come in! 好啦你进来
    Oh, dear. 天啊
    What's your problem? 你有何不满
    No problem. I'll just... 没有不满我就...
    tidy while we talk. 一边教一边打扫吧
    Help yourself. 随你便
    Before we start, I'd like to get a sense 我们开始前我想先了解一下
    of how much algebra you know. 你对代数有多少了解
    'Kay.
    Do you understand solving and graphing linear inequalities? 你懂怎么解与绘制线性不等式的图吗
    Sure. 当然
    Great. Explain it to me. 很好你解释一遍给我听
    First you solve 'em... 你先解出它们
    and then you graph 'em. 然后你画出它们
    And how do you do that? 那你怎么做这些呢
    Uh, you know, 你懂的
    carefully. 小心地做
    Excuse me. 失陪一下
    $20 isn't gonna do it. 这活儿20块接不了
    ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ ♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪
    ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ ♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪
    ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ ♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪
    ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ ♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
    ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ ♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
    So you collect all the terms linear in X. 先合并所有X的同类项
    See? Simple. 你看很简单吧
    Maybe for you. 对你简单而已吧
    No, it's simple for everybody. 不是对所有人来说都很简单
    Now you collect all the terms linear in Y. 然后再合并所有Y的同类项
    I don't get it. 我不懂
    Try this. Close your eyes. 试试这个先闭上眼睛
    'Kay.
    Can you see 你能看到
    the slope of the line given by the coefficients of X and Y? 由X与Y的系数所绘制出来的线吗
    No. 不能
    What do you see? 那你看到什么了
    Darkness. 一片黑暗
    Try harder. 再努力点
    Wait. 等等
    I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini. 我看到澳大利亚名模穿着比基尼
    Ooh, it just fell off. 比基尼掉下来了
    Dad! 爸爸
    I'll make it $40! Keep going! 额度提到40块继续教
    Maybe the problem is you're not a good teacher. 或许问题是在于你不是个好老师
    Unlikely. Regardless, I am your only hope. 不太可能而且无论如何我都是你唯一希望
    What do you see when you close your eyes? 那你闭上眼睛时会看到什么
    I see quadrant one as red, 我看到第一象限是红色的
    quadrant two is soft and plush... 第二象限柔软又毛茸茸
    quadrant three smells like lavender, 第三象限闻起来有薰衣草味
    and quadrant four is overlaid with a Fibonacci spiral. 第四象限与斐波那契数列重叠在一起
    That's really weird. 真是太奇怪了
    No. What's really weird is doing simple algebra 才没有真正奇怪的是解简单的代数时
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    and thinking about a girl in a bikini. 脑海里却想着比基尼女郎
    I disagree. 我不同意
    Dad! 爸爸
    Keep going. 继续教
    And when you divide by a negative number, 当除以负数时
    you have to reverse the direction of the inequality. 你得把不等式的两端进行变号
    I'm tired. I'm going to bed. 我累了我要去睡了
    But we're not done. You're going to fail. 但我们还没学完你会挂科的
    I get enough of what you said. I'll be fine. 我听够多你说的话了我能行
    It was at that moment I decided 就是在那一刻我决定了
    I was not cut out for teaching. 我并不适合教职
    I consoled myself with the knowledge 我用我在其他方面
    that I was wonderful at everything else. 都无人能出其右来安慰了自己
    Take one and pass it back. 拿一份卷子就往后传
    Take one and pass it back. 拿一份卷子就往后传
    As you all know, this test'll count for 25% of your final grade. 你们应该知道这考试占学期总成绩25%
    Be sure to show all your work. 记得写出所有计算过程
    If you get stuck on a question, 如果被哪一题难住了
    move on and come back to it at the end. 先往下做最后再回头想
    And I shouldn't have to say this, 最后这话我应该不用强调了
    but if there's any cheating, I will see it. 但如果有人作弊我绝对会抓到
    I got eyes in the back of my head. 老师我脑袋后也有长眼睛
    I got more eyes than a potato. 我的眼睛比土豆上的洞眼还多
    Ms. Ingram? 英格拉姆女士
    Yeah, Sheldon. 怎么了谢尔顿
    I'm done. 我写完了
    What? 什么
    I enjoyed it very much. 我很享受答卷的过程
    I'll take another if you have one. 如果你还有别份卷子我愿意要一份
    No, I don't have another one. 没了我没有别份卷子
    J-Just read ahead in the textbook. 你先翻开课本往下看吧
    Oh, boy. 太好啦
    Seeing my brother struggle was difficult for me. 看我哥垂死挣扎我也挺难受的
    As his tutor, I took his failure personally, 身为他的家教他的失败
    almost as if I had failed. 感觉就像是我的失败
    Which was odd, because I knew how dumb he was. 这挺怪的因为我早知道他有多笨
    Georgie, how'd you do on that math test today? 小乔治你今天数学考得如何
    It was tough. 还挺难的
    I don't know. 我也说不准
    I'm sorry I wasn't more help. 抱歉我没能帮到你什么忙
    Me, too. 我也是
    That's all right, baby, you tried. 没事的宝贝你尽力了
    Yeah. It's okay, baby. 是啊没关系的宝贝
    I don't understand what went wrong. 我不懂到底是哪里出了问题
    Is there any chance you drank alcohol 你在怀小乔治的时候
    when you were pregnant with Georgie? 是不是有喝过酒呢
    No! 没有
    Well, don't be so high-and-mighty. 不用这么卫道人士一般
    I drank when I was pregnant with you. 我在怀你的时候就有喝酒啊
    You turned out fine. 你不也挺好的吗
    These days everybody's like, "Don't drink, don't smoke." 这年头大家都在说"别喝酒别抽烟"
    I swear. Texas is turning into California. 德克萨斯都要变成加利福尼亚了
    You realize there's nothing I can do if you fail. 你知道你要是挂科了我可帮不上你吧
    You're off the team. 你得退橄榄球队
    I know. 我知道
    Well, I'm gonna ask Jesus 我会求求耶稣基督
    to help you get a good grade on that test. 帮助你这场考试得到好成绩
    Shouldn't you have asked him before he took it? 你应该在他去考试前祈求祂才对吧
    The man rose from the dead-- 伟大的祂死后都能复生
    I think he can fix a test after the fact. 考完试之后再改应该只是小事一桩
    You know, I hear you say things like that, 你知道当我听到你说这种话时
    and I wonder if maybe I did have a few too many whiskey sours 我都会扪心自问我是不是怀了你的时候
    when you were in my belly. 喝了太多柠檬威士忌酒
    Not me, but not bad. 没到我的分数不过还不错
    I would say "A" for effort, 我想说"A"级努力
    but... that's an "F." 但"F"级分数
    What? How bad is it? 怎么了有多烂
    You got a "B." 你得到了"B"
    Are you kidding? 不是吧
    I don't believe it. 我真不敢相信
    Me, neither. 我也是
    Me, neither. 我也是啊
    So, I guess I have to rethink my abilities. 我觉得我得重新评估我的能力
    Clearly, I'm a wonderful teacher. 我很显然是个千古名师
    Georgie didn't pass because of you. 小乔治不是因为你的教导而及格
    What do you mean? 你这话什么意思
    He cheated. 他作弊了
    He had the answers written on the bottom of his shoe. 他把答案写在他鞋底了
    He wouldn't do that. 他不会这样的
    When you cheat in school, you only cheat yourself. 在学校考试骗人作弊其实骗的只是自己
    Where'd you get that? 你从哪学到的话
    An inspirational poster outside the boys' room. 男厕外面的正能量海报上
    I saw what I saw, Sheldon. 谢尔顿我绝对没看错
    Well, if this is true, 如果这是真的
    he needs to turn himself in. 他得去向老师坦白
    That'll never happen. He'll get kicked off the team. 他不可能去他会被踢出球队
    I'm sorry, I can't accept this. 抱歉恕我无法相信
    There must be another explanation. 我相信此事一定还有别的解释
    If you don't believe me, look at his shoes. 如果你不相信我你就去看他的鞋底
    I will. 我会去的
    This is quite a workout. 这运动量挺大啊
    You dirty bird. 你个小人
    What are you doing in here? 你在我房间里干嘛
    You cheated. 你作弊了
    No, I didn't. 我才没有
    I'm holding the evidence. 我手里就拿着证据
    Let me see that. 让我看看
    I don't see nothin'. 我什么都没看到啊
    That's obstruction of justice, 你这是妨碍司法公正
    as well as disgusting. 兼肮脏又没卫生
    Oh, relax. By passing that test, I get to play football, 别搞事我考试及格就能继续打球
    and you get to go to the train store. 你也能去火车玩具店买东西
    Everybody wins. 大家都有好处
    But what about the truth? 那真相呢
    What about it? 怎么样
    It's supposed to set us free. 真相[理]必叫我们得以自由
    Who told you that? 这话你哪学的
    The Bible. 《圣经》啊
    Since when do you care about what's in the Bible? 你什么时候信过《圣经》里写的话了
    When it helps me win an argument. 当那些话能让我驳倒别人的时候
    The Bible also says honor thy father and thy mother. 《圣经》也说"当孝敬父母"
    And if you open your mouth, you're gonna make them sad. 如果你去跟他们说你就会让他们伤心
    He had me. 他辩倒了我
    Somehow, the mullet-headed simpleton had me. 这二傻子莫名其妙地辩倒了我
    This isn't over. 这事没完
    Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do? 是吗你想怎么样
    All right, maybe it's over. 好吧好像完了
    Meemaw? 姥姥
    I assume you've read the Surgeon General's report 我猜你已经看过公共卫生部部长关于
    on the dangers of smoking? 吸烟有害健康的报告了
    I'm gonna wait till they turn it into a movie. 我等着他们把报告拍成电影呢
    Is that your new train? 那是你的新火车吗
    Yes. It's my reward for helping Georgie pass the math test. 是的这是我帮小乔治通过数学考试的酬谢
    You don't seem too happy about it. 你看上去不是很开心啊
    I don't feel like I earned it. 我觉得我不配拥有它
    Why not? 为什么
    Can you keep a secret? 你能帮我保守秘密吗
    Well, at my age, the question is can I remember one. 我这么大年纪了能记住秘密就不错了
    Try me. 说来听听
    Georgie cheated on the test. 小乔治考试作弊了
    And nothing bad happened. 而且平安无事
    He gets to stay on the football team, 他可以继续留在橄榄球队
    Mom and Dad are proud of him; 爸妈以他为傲
    I even got a train for helping. 我甚至因为帮他得到一辆小火车
    So you're feeling guilty. 所以你有负罪感
    Very much so. 正是这样
    Well, that's a real conundrum. 可真是个疑难杂症啊
    Have you been reading the Word of the Day calendar 你是不是有在看我生日送给你的
    I gave you for your birthday? 每日一词日历
    Indubitably. 无可置疑
    So what do you think? 你对此事作何感想
    I don't think you should let it bother you very much. 我认为你不应该对此深受困扰
    I mean, there's always gonna be people in this world 我是说这世上肯定有些人
    who are playing fast and loose with the rules. 会不守规则
    And your brother's one of them. 而你的哥哥就是这种人
    That's how Captain Kirk is on Star Trek. 《星际迷航》的寇克舰长也是

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