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飞上天的猪——神猪系列七
#冷笑话#一帮人抬着一台花轿,敲锣打鼓上了公路,引发交通拥堵,交警处理现场惊奇发现,花娇上披红戴花坐头猪,交警问:谁是这头猪主人?荒唐!一个壮汉过来说:我是!交警:你给猪搞这么大排场的婚礼,太离谱了!壮汉:这猪可是神猪!交警:越说越离谱了!壮汉:真的,这猪会飞!交警:有这说法,台风来了,猪都能飞上天。壮汉:想知道猪是怎么飞上天的吗?交警:你说说!壮汉:这猪每天看新闻联播,神奇吧!交警:是挺神奇!看新闻联播了解国家政策和形势,紧跟时代步伐,但不至于飞上天哪!壮汉:这就是这猪跟其它猪不一样的地方,它看完新闻联播,接着看天气预报,为了找台风口!交警:神了!确实是神猪!壮汉:就是吗!这么个神猪,杀它之前,还不得给办个体面的婚礼吗!
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