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#冷笑话#林业大学的科研经费分配严重不均,搞动物的教授拿到大量的经费,植物老师拿到很少,自觉委屈,于是找到领导,领导说:我也替你们着急呀!都是靠自己争取的呀!我告你!研究什么象什么呀!你们搞植物的,真跟植物人似的,说话也跟不上!一点主动性也没有?植物老师:动物教授怎么争经费?领导:这帮人跟动物一样,尤其那个研究猛禽的,争取来张牙舞爪,眼睛死死盯着你!随时随地要扑目标,真把项目当猎物了!我看他就是个鹰呀!植物老师:他我争不过!可那搞珍稀动物的老师为什么也拿那么多资金,也没看出来他去争呀!领导:他呀!你们谁也比不了!研究保护动物的跟保护动物一样,全世界就他一个人搞,而且他研究保护动物全世界也剩一个了,资金随他用,保护动物享受什么待遇,他就享受什么待遇,现在只要老师告诉是研究什么的,我看他就象什么,你们研究土豆那老师,就有马铃薯的气质。
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