小笑话 Little jokes
1 妻子:(吵架过后)我当时就是个大傻瓜,竟跟你结了婚。
Wife :(after a quarrel) I was a fool when I married you.
丈夫:是的,你的确是。我原以为你会学得聪明些的。
Husband : Yes, you certainly were. But I thought you would improve.
2 A: If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning , I’m going to leave college .
B: What did he say?
A: He told me to leave college.
A:如果丹妮不收回他早晨跟我说的话,我就离开学校。
B:他说什么?
A:他告诉我离开学校。
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