以下是和六岁儿子一些有趣的生活对话，不时想起来，觉得蛮有意思。
Kiss 吻
“Mummy, could you please stop kissing me? “
“妈咪，你可不可以不要亲我了？”
“Why? I love kissing you”
“为什么？我就爱亲你。”
“ I am a big boy now. I don’t like kisses from girls in public, it is embarrassing.”
“我是大男孩了，我不喜欢被女孩子在大庭广众下亲吻，真羞死人了。”
“ But I am mummy, not other girls.”
“我是妈妈啊，我不是其他的女孩子。”
“ you are still a girl. “
“但你也是女孩子。”
“But I would like to kiss you good bye when I drop you to school.”
“可是妈妈送你上学，说再见的时候希望亲你一下啊。”
“You are so sooky, mummy. How about I fly you a kiss then? “
“妈咪，你真是粘人。算了，以后我给你个飞吻吧？”
“I fly you a kiss, blow it to you , and you just catch it with your hands…"
“我给你个飞吻，吹到你那里，你用手接住，接好了……”
Wedding photo结婚照
“Mummy, where were I when you and daddy got married? How come I am not in the photo ? “
“妈咪，你和爹地结婚时我在哪里？为什么结婚照里没有我？”
“Where do you think you were?”
“你认为你在哪里呢？”
“I don’t know, I must be in your belly, I guess….”
“我不知道啊，我恐怕在你肚子里面藏着吧………”（这不是污蔑我未婚先孕？？）
“No ,you are not, you are in my plan …..” I laughed.
我笑了：“哪有啊，你在我的计划中……”
Fur Elise钢琴曲《致爱丽斯》
“Mummy, I decided I am not going to play Alla Turca for the Music Matinee”
“妈咪，我决定学校演奏会上不弹《土耳其进行曲》了，我要弹《致爱丽斯》。“
“Why, you play very well and it sounds really nice. “
“为什么？你弹的不是很好吗？“
“ I love Fur Elise better now, it is so，so emotional and romantic …….“
“我更喜欢《致爱丽斯》，它太，太感人了，太浪漫了“
“Emotional ? Romantic? Do you understand Beethoven’s emotions and feelings behind this piece?
“感人？浪漫？你确定你明白贝多芬这个曲目后面的情感吗？“（我心想：六岁小屁孩懂什么，还要演绎爱情曲目？？还懂浪漫？？）
“Oh, I love it, Elise must be a girl, so Beethoven must be in love! “
“噢，我爱这首曲子，爱丽斯是女孩，贝多芬肯定爱上了她！“
I will play it emotionally. So emotional, I love it, it touches my heart!
“我会充满感情的弹，太感人了，我太喜欢了，这首曲目触动心弦！“
（我晕，六岁小孩是不是太成熟了？？）
Girlfriend 女朋友
“ Mummy, Elliot has a girlfriend, I saw them holding hands in the car yard!”
“妈咪，艾略特有女朋友了，我在停车场看到他们牵手了！“
“Oh really? Elliot is a big boy now. “
“噢，真的？艾略特是大男孩了。“
“Mummy, I have many girlfriends……”
“妈咪，我有很多女朋友……”
“Seriously? Do you know what girlfriend mean? “
“不会吧？你知道什么是女朋友吗？”
“She is a girl and she is my friend, that is a girlfriend, easy! “
“那就是:她必须是一个女孩，她还是我的朋友，这就是女朋友，很简单啊！”
Boys don’t play with girls 男孩不跟女孩玩
“Hey Isaac, who do you want to invite to your birthday party?”
“小辰，你的生日会准备邀请谁呢？”
“ Only boys, I want a boys party.”
“只邀请男孩，我要一个男孩的派对。”
“Why?”
“为什么？”
“ Girls are sooky and weak, boys don’t really like playing with girls, they just like dolls“
女孩子好难缠，爱委屈。女孩子只喜欢玩洋娃娃，男孩子们不喜欢和她们玩。“
“Mummy, have you heard this:”
“妈咪，你听过这个顺口溜吗？
“Boys are strong, like King Kong； girls areweak, chunk them in the creek!”
“男孩强壮像金刚，女孩柔弱，丢小溪里去。”
“That’s mean! “
“你们太坏了！“
“Anyway, girls are too much trouble. “
“算了，反正女孩就是麻烦。“
Saving up 存钱
“Mummy, can I save up?”
“妈咪，我可以自己存些钱吗？“
“Sure you can, I have a list of jobs for you to do and a price list. You could clean the toilets, polish the shoes, wash the cars …..”
“当然可以啦，我给你开个家务活清单和对应劳务费。你可以去刷马桶，擦鞋，洗车……“
“Do I only get 50 cents to polish shoes ? Can I please have 1 dollar?
“擦一双鞋只给五毛钱吗？可以给一元钱吗？“
“ No, daddy will do it for free if you don’t want to do it.”
“不给，爸爸擦鞋是免费的，你爱擦不擦。“
“Mummy, you are a slave driver, daddy said it ….”
“妈咪，你真是个奴隶主……爸爸说的……”
Show and Tell演讲展示课
“ Mummy, Could you please help me with a PPT about Egypt for my show and tell tomorrow?”
“妈咪，我需要你帮助我做个PPT，关于埃及的，明天我要演讲。”（我心想，搞得跟职场精英似的，每周都做PPT。）
“ Come on, you are only 6 , you don’t always need a PPT for show and tell. “
“行了，你才六岁，不是每次演讲都需要PPT的。“
“ But this is a presentation, do you understand what presentation means?”
“但这是演示，妈咪，你明白做一个演示意味着什么吗？”
“ Just bring a book to show the class, Okay?“
“难道你不可以带一本关于埃及的书去班上讲吗？”
“ No mummy, I need a PPT so I can use Miss Naomi ‘s multimedia board, otherwise why would we have this technology? Don’t forget to find some pictures of Cleopatra, mummy!”
“不可以，妈咪。我需要一个PPT，我要用老师的多媒体演示屏幕。不然，我们教室的演示屏幕是不是浪费了？妈，不要忘了我需要一些埃及女王的图片！”
It is hard to be a mummy in 21st century, I am a wife, a mummy, a cook, a gardener and secretary, driver,amazingly good at multitask!
当代妈妈不容当啊，我是一个妻子，母亲，厨师，园丁，秘书，司机，关键是还要擅长于一专多能，痛并快乐着。
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