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真是活的
华创新天 2019-02-06 阅读9
#冷笑话#大画家齐白石抠门是远近闻名的,成名后娶了好几房太太就更抠门了,那时到他家募名而来的宾客甚多,为了礼数周全,大画家准备了两盒点心,只要是客人来访,齐白石就把这两盒子点心拿出,非常热心的劝客人吃点心,当客人拿起点心后正张嘴吃的时候,大画家紧跟说:吃之前你们好好看看!这点心是我亲手制作的,你看看这小猪是不是栩栩如生,跟活的一样!这时客人才想起细看一下,接着随口夸赞道:真的呀!就是活的吗!随手又把点心放到盒子里去,原来那点心上的虫子还在动,当然是活的了!就这样,大画家用这两盒点心招待了四、五年的客人。#齐白石#
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