實戰泡妞專用英文

本人不提倡拆開場景，一個一個單詞去記憶，那樣非常低效，而且未必準確。

所以即興寫了以下一個場景，勤加複習，不要做Single Dog了：

Come on 如花！

Yoyo Ma: Hey bro! Long time! Guess you must've got that chick now?

嘿老兄！好久不見啊！我猜你拿下了那妞了吧？

Jack Ma: Don't be mean. Juan is not any girl.

你嘴欠是吧，娟不是隨隨便便的一個妞。

Yoyo Ma: You still remember your pick-up line really sucked the first time you met her, huh?

還記得第一次你見她的時候，你那泡妞開場白有多爛嗎？

Jack Ma: I bet. But "You look familiar" was factually what I meant!

是啊。但那句“你看起來很眼熟”確實是我想說的啊！

Yoyo Ma: And she responded like "Get lost!" immediately. Well, the next thing you said was classic, what? "I know this is totally random, but just want to tell you that you make me skip a heartbeat"? Oh, that's real classic!

然後她立刻丟給你一句“滾蛋！”但接下來你說的話真經典，什麼來著？“我知道我很冒昧，但只是想跟你說，你剛讓我心跳停了一下”，太經典了！

Jack Ma: Or what? "Can I buy you a coffee or something" that shit? I don't see any sense that phrase could lead us to.

不然捏？“我給你買杯咖啡什麼的如何？”那種廢話，我不認為對我和她能起到什麼效果。

Yoyo Ma: So you are a genius lady hunter.

所以你是天才泡妞王。

Jack Ma: I prefer to be a loyal boyfriend. You know, I haven't met any other girls since Juan agreed to be my girl.

我更希望自己是一個忠誠的男友。你知道不，自從娟同意做我女朋友后，我都沒有約過其他女孩了。

Yoyo Ma: Good for you bro. Wish I got that luck.

你就好啦，真希望我有那運氣。

Moments later...

片刻后……

A female fan: Yoyo Ma? Can I get an autograph from you?!

馬友友？我可以要你的簽名嗎！？

Yoyo Ma: Sure, what should I write on it?…… Here you go... Oh you smell like an angel.

可以啊，我在上面寫些什麼吧？……好了，給你……嗯，你身上味道太好聞了。