實戰甩漢專用英文

Ladies！當你們想甩漢，又不知道該怎樣表達發洩出來的時候，

這篇文章就是用來救火的！

洋氣地，用英文甩漢，到底能說出個啥來嘛？

站穩，啪！

Angelababy: I can't believe he just walked away when I was in such a bad mood. (weeping) 哭泣聲

想不到他竟然在我心情那麼糟的時候拍拍屁股就走了。

Angelamonkey: Who? Your Fiance?

誰？你未過門的老公？

Angelababy: He's such a jerk and still not calling me!

他簡直是個混蛋！還不給我打電話！

Angelamonkey: Told you. I can't dump him any sooner if I were in your shoe.

早告訴過你了。我是你的話，甩都甩不及。

Ring ring...

電話聲……

(ID: FIANCE)

來電顯示：未來老公

（Monkey picked the phone for Baby） Monkey幫Baby接了電話

Ming: Hey Em, You know what? I just bought you the wildest panties. You coming to my house tonight?

喂艾米，對，我剛給你買了幾件野性內衣。你晚上來我家的對吧？

Angelamoney: What? Who you are calling to?

啥？你在給誰打電話？

Ming: Shoot! Wrong number..

擦！打錯！

Angelamonkey: Ming! Stay away from us loser. Are you still a man? Baby's crying because of you for hours now. What's your problem? Now I guess you are trying to sneak into other girls' pants? What great news!

小明！滾遠一點你這個渣男！你還是個男人嘛？Baby為了你都哭了好幾個鐘了。你沒毛病吧？現在又來這麼一齣渣男約炮記（手偷偷伸入到女人内裤里的最终解释）？真尼瑪好戲連場啊！

Ming: Just don't tell her, okay? I promise...

不要告訴她好嗎？我保證以後……

Angelababy: (grab the phone) We are done, we are finished! You know what, cheaters like you have burning hell waiting ahead and, screw you!

（搶過電話）你，和，我，完了，結束！聽著，劈腿的都下地獄，草泥馬！