老友原文：该视频节选自122 TheOne With the Ick Factor
朋友们搞笑模仿钱德勒 -
Joey:Would youlet it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean...
(Ross'sbeeper goes off)
Ross:Oh, oh. Oh,oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god it's baby time. Baby time.
Joey:All right,relax, relax. Just relax, just relax. Be cool, be cool.
(Ross dials anumber on hiscellularphone)
Ross:(on phone)Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr?is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
Joey:Services?(Ross looks at him) Oh, services.
Ross:(on phone)Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir.(pause) No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.
(Phoebe andChandler enter)
Joey:Hey, hey.How was the first day?
Phoebe:Oh,exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
Chandler:See, it paysto know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.
Phoebe:No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
Chandler:Why not?
Phoebe:Oh, because,you know... they don't like you.
Chandler:What?!
Phoebe:I thought you knew that.
Chandler:Noho. Who doesn't they like me?
Phoebe:Everyone.Except for uh... no everyone.
Chandler:What are youtalking about?
Phoebe:Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like "Mr. Boss Man". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing,"Boss Man Bing".
(Joey andRoss laughs)
Chandler:I can'tbelive it.
Phoebe:Yeah, yeah.They even do you.
Chandler:They do me?
Phoebe:You know like... uh okay... uh... 'Could that reportbeany later?'
(Joey and Ross laughs)
Chandler:I don't sound like that.
Ross:Oh, oh Chandler...
Joey:Oh... Yeah,you do.
Ross:'The hills were alive with the soundofmusic.'
(Phoebe, Joeyand Ross laughs)
Joey:(reaches for his scones) My scones.
Phoebe, Joey,and Ross: 'My scones.'
(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laughs again)
Chandler:Okay, I don't sound like that. That is sonottrue.
(Joey and Chandler laughs)
Chandler:That is sonot...That is sonot... That... Oh, shut up!
(Phoebe, Joeyand Ross laugh)
老友译文：
这只是一场梦，不代表…
时候到了，宝宝要出世了
放轻松…冷静点
有人call我？
不，安卓不在这儿
今天已是第三次了
对，我确定
没错，我不做那种服务
服务?
服务
对，你要打的是55一JUMB0
没错
有U的JUMB0
不，先生，相信我你不会想要我的
从他的号码看来
你看到我会大失所望
好吧，再见了
第一天上班如何?
太棒了，每个人都很棒
瞧，认识穿我鞋子的人是有代价的
我
不，我没告诉任何人我认识你
为什么?
因为他们并不喜欢你
什么?
我以为你早知道
不知道
谁不喜欢我?
每个人，除了…
不，是每个人
你在说什么?
别难过
他们过去都很喜欢你
自从你升职后
他们感觉你是上司
大人物，大老板
我简直无法相信
他们甚至还模仿你
模仿我?
对，报告要"何时"才能交来?
我没有那样
你有的
这山谷因音乐而变得生动
我的烤饼
我的烤饼!
我没那样说话
这”不”是真的
这不…闭嘴
老友单词：（坚持会有意想不到的收获）
cellular['seljʊlə]
n. 移动电话；单元
adj. 细胞的；多孔的；由细胞组成的
judging[dʒʌdʒiŋ]
adj. 决断型
vt. 判断；审判（judge的现在分词）
vi. 判断（judge的现在分词）；评判
disappointment[dɪsə'pɒɪntm(ə)nt]
n. 失望；沮丧
promoted
n. 升迁
v. 促进（promote的过去式）；提升
adj. 晋升的
hill[hɪl]
n. 小山；丘陵；斜坡；山冈
n. (Hill)人名；(法、西)伊尔；(德、英、匈、捷、罗、芬、瑞典)希尔
alive[ə'laɪv]
adj. 活着的；活泼的；有生气的
scone[skɒn; skəʊn]
n. （英）烤饼；司康饼
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